what if u needed glasses but u had no ears
but she has ears
but she’s prepared in case she loses them
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.
do people really still say me gusta
im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
Sorry to disappoint, the sheriff’s on a hunting trip.
meta meta meta
That sentence was a roller coaster.